Ok, so I am going to try and be lite (no pun intended) and humorous today. I can't guarantee I will succeed, but boy will I try.
Let's lighten things up shall we?
I feel that my last few posts have been blah-gs as oppose to the inspirational and positive blogs I have been trying to create and keep up over the past almost two months. So today, I will do my best to keep it light and airy, to ensure I don't lose any readers with my doom and gloom that has seemed to plague me over the past few days.
I love sunshine, I love turkey and I love that this upcoming weekend is Thanksgiving. When September hits and the air becomes cool, it all comes down to this wonderful weekend. I am hosting a Turkey dinner on Friday, attending a birthday dinner at a fabulous Italian restaurant on Saturday, another Turkey lunch on Sunday and then ANOTHER Turkey Linner on Monday. This weekend is FULL of food and I am sure I will experience some Turkey Overload. Isn't that what Thanksgiving is all about? Stuffing the bird to only stuff ourselves like a bird? Giving thanks to the Turkeys from heaven that feed us on this lovely holiday? Turkey sandwiches, turkey soup, turkey pot pie, turkey scallopini, turkey with cheese, turkey cupcakes with gravy flavoured icing? *(shoutout to Baby Momma http://www.thecupcakeryto.com/)*, turkey a la fraishe? Turkey and peanut butter? maybe not the best idea....but I will try anything out once or maybe twice....especially if it involves peanut butter.
This weekend will be one of indulgence. I am afraid of the Big Phat Weight Reveal on Monday, since I will be three Turkey dinners in. I wont stuff myself like crazy, but with all that stuffing, how can I resist? I have turkey fever and I don't know if it will break.
Turkey Fever sounds like a fabulous Turkey Gaga song, that would play at Turkey Overload - the hottest club in the T Dot. Turkeys could stand at the door to check id, take your coat (or extra feathers depending on who you are) and keep the "undesirables" aka pigeons, out. I have a feeling Turkeys are a little snobby since they are such a beloved bird used to celebrate our favourite times of year.
The VIP section would be off the chain, or fence I guess in this scenario. Turkeys wearing bling. Once inside, guests could sip on gravy shots, mashed potato flavoured aperitifs and court each other all the while kickin' it old school on the dance floor to some 50 cent & Eminem or just get crumped. Imagine if there was a separate low lit, slow jam room called "Beaks" for some Turkey Rap Battles? Imagine rapping turkeys. Referencing their hard lives in the pen - literally. I bet the best dealers in the city would be at this room in particular. I imagine Turkeys need some serious mellowing out time just like the rest of us from the stress and worries of ending up on a dining room table and just feel the need to puff on some weeds. Sexy Turkeys would strut around providing bottle service which would include some Veuve Cliquot champagne, Grey Goose vodka and Patron tequila. Turkeys livin' on the down low. Turkeys keeping it real. This could all happen, Turkeys could just be themselves at Turkey Overload.
I should consider trying this business venture. How successful would this be?
Editors Note: please don't mistake my obsession with Turkeys today as a replacement for my love for pigeons....its only because it is Thanksgiving this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone....celebrate with your family, your friends and those you love. I know I will be thinking about how much everyone means to me, shed some tears for those who are no longer with us and spend time thinking about those positive, loving, adoring people who I am lucky to surround myself with.
Exercise today: 13km with Charmaine my fabulous guest walker tonight! Can't wait!!
Blog Soon,
PFF
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